Random Thoughts I should have put up here a long time ago

1. I never thought I would be able to say this, but I was attacked by a baboon. There, now I've said it.
2. I met the New Zealand Rugby team-- they somewhere between Homo Habilus and Homo Sapien in the evolution of man. Juliet was kind enough to provide a visual aid of the one who was hitting on me. Her man is still not up to Homo Habilus. (see above).
3. My gym plays sports channels and Merrie Melodies cartoons 24 hours a day. I have the best workouts to Tom and Jerry.
4. When you're jogging on the road in Cape Town and want to cross the street but a car is coming, sometimes the driver will stop as though they are going to let you pass but then he will wag his pointer finger at you, left to right-- which in my culture means, "No, no" in a parental-scolding sort of manner. Here, it means "Yes, please walk back and forth". This may be why I got a lot of strange looks before I figured this out and would flip off the drivers.
5. I heard a rumor that there is a milk shortage.